Anonymous asked: Can I have a horse that isn't dead and beaten up?
Whether that’s commentary towards my blog-using practices or my animal-handling skills…
NO, DADDY’S NOT GETTING YOU ANOTHER PONY!
grehmlynn asked: I may or may have not drawn facial hair on you with Goggles, just sayin'.
I bumped the page, so it’s not there anymore!
Too bad, so sad.
snowwriting asked: Where the ice cold day in hell are you?! I just start following you and you give me nothing! NOTHING! I expect my dash to be filled with hilarious comments and quick comebacks. You have an image to keep up good sir.
Oh, I’m simply stuck in the ice cube machine.
Send ol’ Batsy my regards.
Anonymous asked: Are you dead ? D':
Yes, I just haven’t stopped moving yet.
Even though I’m certain some of you already see me as a dead bird , I assure you I’m not going anywhere anytime soon.
You mean me, or yourself in a ginger wig?
I mean really, it would be highly entertaining to see you off yourself in such a humiliating fashion.
Too bad there isn’t anything left to kill!
Now what could that possibl—
That’s real cute.
Anonymous asked: You even fall for people like Harley. Harvey kind of sounds like Harley. Harley always goes back and forth with you and always changing her mind on heaven knows what. An I don't think Two face can even decided to drink his coffee first in the morning or get dressed with out a flip of a coin. Both are very back and forth. Just kill the bird and get your woman back. Like killing two birds with one stone, huh?
LOOKS LIKE I’M GONNA HAVE TO POSTPONE ROASTING THE CHICKEN
Because I ain’t doin’ nuttin nobody else tells me to, especially some faceless goon who could be just about anyone— wait, is this a past memo to myself?
…What was in that giggle juice?